me: I broke up with my ex-gf. here’s her number

you: but you didn’t give me anything

me: sike


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on Thursday do I chop off some hair on the top? do I switch my style up and if they hate then let em hate and watch the money pile up?

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went on the 2011 tumblr dashboard and none of you were even born yet

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fatimehnadimi said: BRIAN CAN I TAKE PICTURES OF YOU

i want to speak to my lawyer

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